Built for Cuddles, Not Capitalism – Infant Onesie
Before productivity. Before pressure. Before anyone ever tells them to “be independent.”
This little human was built for connection.
Babies aren’t meant to self-soothe, toughen up, or figure it out alone. They’re wired for closeness, comfort, and responsive care. This onesie is a tiny, snuggly manifesto that says: my job right now is to be held.
Soft, cozy, and delightfully honest, this design celebrates what attachment science has known all along—secure bonds come first. Always.
Because babies don’t need hustle.
They need arms.
They need faces that light up.
They need cuddles on demand.
Perfect for:
Babies who expect to be held (as they should)
Caregivers who believe connection builds confidence
New parents practicing responsive, attachment-based parenting
Normalizing contact naps, babywearing, and “spoiling” with love
A subtle wink at a culture that rushes independence way too fast
The vibe:
Tiny protest. Big attachment energy. Cozy from the start.
Gentle reminder:
You can’t cuddle a baby too much.
You can’t respond too quickly.
You can’t love them into weakness.
They were built for cuddles—not capitalism. And honestly? We all still are. 💛
Product features
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (solid colors) — smooth, strong fabric for clear printing
- Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for breathable everyday wear
- Ribbed knit binding at neck for softness and easy movement
- Cross-closure matching snaps for quick diaper changes
- Side seams for improved shape retention; tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron