“Attachment: Not Just for Vacuums Anymore.”
This design came straight out of the men in my life — my husband, my dad, even my first web designer — all of whom heard the word attachment and immediately thought… vacuums.So instead of fighting it, I decided to own it.
This playful, retro-inspired design features a vintage vacuum with a glowing heart at the center — a nod to the lighthearted confusion that launched the whole idea. It takes a common misunderstanding and turns it into something warm, humorous, and surprisingly tender. Because at the end of the day, attachment isn’t a clinical buzzword. It’s the way we bond, connect, and show up for the people we love — even the ones who think we’re talking about household appliances.
Perfect for therapists, couples, and anyone who appreciates humor, connection, and a good inside joke.
Attachment: not just for vacuums anymore.
Turns out, it’s for all of us.Because being lovable by design means embracing all parts of how we connect—vacuums not included.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for added durability
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit, sizes S–4XL available
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
