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Sorry productivity culture, we're choosing softness today.

Meet your new favorite excuse to slow down: a sleepy sloth who gets it. While the world keeps telling you to hustle harder, grind faster, and optimize everything (including your feelings), this little guy is here to remind you that you were literally built for connection, not burnout. Carry this design to the farmer's market, the library, therapy, or literally anywhere you're refusing to rush. Let it gently announce to the world that you're opting out of the grind—one leisurely errand at a time.

Perfect for:

  • Carrying your emotional support snacks and journal
  • Grocery shopping at a decidedly human pace
  • Library trips (because reading for pleasure is revolutionary)
  • Bringing your stuff to a friend's house for an actual hang-out
  • Replacing those corporate tote bags with something that aligns with your values
  • Gentle reminders that rest is productive, actually

The vibe: Cozy rebellion. Soft resistance. Nap propaganda you can carry.

Gentle reminder: You're not lazy. You're not unproductive. You're a human being who needs rest, warmth, and connection. The sloth knows. Be like the sloth.

.: Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use.
.: All tote bags come with a non-woven laminate inside, cotton handle, and are available in 3 sizes (1x large storage compartment) so that you can match your customers' needs.
.: Please note: Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)

Built for Cuddles Not Capitalism-Tote Bag

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